Iran Says Its Subs Can Sink Our Aircraft Carriers

[pspr]

Quote from 377OHMS:

Doesn't look like one of these could sit on-station on the bottom for more than a few hours.

What happens when they surface?

We could probably crush them with just an active sonar ping from a Los Angeles class fast attack sub.

They are talking about their mini-subs made in Iran. What a joke. I think they got 3 more in November so maybe they have 7 now.

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[Hombre]

Quote from 377OHMS:

Doesn't look like one of these could sit on-station on the bottom for more than a few hours.

What happens when they surface?

We could probably crush them with just an active sonar ping from a Los Angeles class fast attack sub.

Few weeks ago there was some idiot claiming that these midget subs are valuable tool in modern naval warfare . LOL

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from Lucrum:

Better yet, we could dump a huge volume of pig blood in the water and the Iranians wouldn't even venture out of their own harbor. War won, game over.

Pig blood. lmao!

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from nutmeg:

Pig blood. lmao!

Yeah, it's my understanding Muslims are terrified of it.

In fact we should probably be coating our bullet tips in pig fat.

The "insurgents" would probably just go home, war on terror over.

 

[pspr]

Quote from Lucrum:

Yeah, it's my understanding Muslims are terrified of it.

In fact we should probably be coating our bullet tips in pig fat.

The "insurgents" would probably just go home, war on terror over.

Hey, we could shrink the TSA! In order to avoid going through the TSA screening they could just give everyone a little pice of pork to eat. If you won't eat the pork you have to go through the screening.

 

[Ricter]

Quote from pspr:

Hey, we could shrink the TSA! In order to avoid going through the TSA screening they could just give everyone a little pice of pork to eat. If you won't eat the pork you have to go through the screening.

That was actually a pretty good one.

 

[cgroupman]

Quote from CaptainObvious:

Seems like 2003 all over again. Some goof ball middle east tyrant talking smack about how he's going to do this and that, when in reality he has no plans to do squat. Whether it's WMD's or blocking oil routes, it's all bullshit. Iran is another silly little country we could destroy in a month, but then we have another silly little country to occupy and bring "freedom and democracy too". Can't wait for that all over again. We'll see if we've learned anything. Unlikely! We must stop one little sand monkey from getting one bullshit bomb with no means of delivery. Onward christian soldiers.

Look, I am no fan of Iran or their leader. But didn't we say the same thing about Iraq (this may have been addressed, I haven't real the whole thread)? We were there for 1 friggin years, and they still have a civil war going in, if not full out war, at least in citizen attitudes.

I think Iran has more for us to worry about than Iraq or Afghanistan. I hope we think this whole thing through. As stated before, the Russians and the Chinese are somewhat supportive of Iran. Not a good thing for the world.



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[377OHMS]

Quote from pspr:

Hey, we could shrink the TSA! In order to avoid going through the TSA screening they could just give everyone a little pice of pork to eat. If you won't eat the pork you have to go through the screening.

Save millions, maybe billions of dollars right there.

A small bacon-wrapped hors d'oeuvre and a small amount of obligatory wine instead of bombardment of law-abiding US citizens with heavy protons or whatever those scanners emit.

Save billions more right there in health-care costs for the cancer the TSA scanners will no doubt cause.

Jeez Pspr, you and Lucrum keep this up and you'll find yourselves drafted as Treasury Secretary and Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from 377OHMS:

...Jeez Pspr, you and Lucrum keep this up and you'll find yourselves drafted as Treasury Secretary and Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

I'll take the Federal Reserve position. Rumor has they don't have to pay income taxes.

 

[cgroupman]

Quote from pspr:

Hey, we could shrink the TSA! In order to avoid going through the TSA screening they could just give everyone a little pice of pork to eat. If you won't eat the pork you have to go through the screening.

Yeah, sounds good. A bit tacky maybe, but when dealing with the TSA, I think we can all agree, man what a nightmare. I'll drink pig's blood if it got me past the TSA and their stupid shakedowns.

I know, I know, they are supposed to be saving lives. I think they are just proof that the bad guys won on 911.


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