Well guys this is exciting I'm in a very small plane right now, what is this? Cessna? I think it's a Cessna, I'm actually using shit, fuck. I'm cut! Sorry I'm using my new voice transcribing software and just speaking into the computer because the ride may get bumpy.
I'm in the Gulf of Mexico/NW Caribbean Sea right now. I can see the storm guys it It seems to be a weak and disorganized area of low pressure that has developed in the SE Gulf and it is possible that it could develop further. Can we go any lower? Lower. Down. Geez. This is really poorly organized the storm I mean I don't know this doesn't look good for Imperial Industries.
As you all probably know by now, we have our 4th tropical depression of the hurricane season. It is located way out in the east Atlantic and moving westward very quickly. We are meeting up with a Navy plane for refueling in flight and heading out to intercept it. A strong area of high pressure to its north is exerting a lot of push on the depression as it slowly organizes. This should keep the depression, soon to be storm, moving steadily off to the west. There are some indications now that the tropical cyclone will slow down and turn more northerly off that due west track (even south of due west). The islands of the Lesser Antilles need to be ready in case this comes through. All indications are that this will eventually become our first hurricane.
I have used my advanced software to track the direction of the storm and all I can say is LOOK OUT ATLANTA! ~ stoney signing out somewhere over the Atlantic. God bless. Whoa! what was that? That! That smells!What? An Egg diet? What the hell, only eggs?... stoney signing out with a pilot who only eats eggs.