Interview with God

[dr. fill]

Quote from Thunderdog:

Religious implications aside, it offers some gentle wisdom and is worth a look.

Agreed. Very nice. Thanx.

 

[William Rennick]

Quote from Thunderdog:

As I wrote earlier, I am an atheist. The only reason I watched it was as a favor to a friend who sent it to me. When I discarded the deity part, the underlying message gave me a bit of pause. No, I don't now believe in god and have no plans to do so any time soon. Ignore the god part and see for yourself. Or don't.

There is a God, take it from me pal. Seek him and his wisdom. Listen to your inner voice, it knows God.

Rennick out

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from William Rennick:

There is a God, take it from me pal. Seek him and his wisdom. Listen to your inner voice, it knows God.

Rennick out

Ditto. Whenever I'm in the company of an atheist, I let them go ahead of me, they need back up.

 

[nutmeg]

I was just thinking of how to get a dog to stop biting his tail.

 

[suedeuno]

I also think that a belief system based on a ancient theory that has never been observed or proven in a scientific setting is nothing but make-believe. I've also heard it referred to as "goo to you via the zoo." From Einstein's Theory of Relativity, to the Laws of Thermodynamics, to Big Bang properties, to noticeable design properties it takes more faith in this current day to be an athiest based on observed scientific evidence not too mention the whole contradiction part. Have you given Christ an honest chance?

Quote from Thunderdog:

I suppose God is more of a "big picture" guy. The devil is in the details. Regardless, I actually thought the presentation was pretty good once you get past the make-believe part.

 

[Thunderdog]

Quote from suedeuno:

...Have you given Christ an honest chance?

We keep playing telephone tag. Our schedules seem to perpetually conflict. Don't you just hate when that happens?

 

[Thunderdog]

Quote from thesharpone:

God sucks, fuck his soul

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on the other hand the interview is one fucking retarded load of shit

take a look at the first question; "What surprises you most about humankind?"

what the fuck is that

how bout; "bitch why are you so fucking boring?"

the answer goes: "that they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again"

I don't remember getting bored with childhood, and I think most people only want to be young again not necessarily a child, and hardly anyone rushed to be old when they were young, such a fucking stupid answer from a god, and the answers in the bible are even more fucked up

"that they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health"

so what is so fucking surprising about that, it's natural, the fucking average person on this planet will die from hunger if (s)he doesn't work like a jackass, or at least will suffer from something, and after the poor bitch works his fucking pathetic life, of coarse he gets old and weak, isn't that what makes god happy and proud

"that by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor future"

oh that is so lame, let's say the person decides not to be worried about the future, he then starts thinking about the present, what present?, the present that hold anything, is made up of dept upon dept, all kind of painful thoughts, what the fuck is he thinking

it's enough already, it is obvious god is a fucked up psycho, there is no reason to prove it by making these cheap interviews with an imaginary bag of shit

How wonderful it must be for you to know everything and to be able to express it so well.

 

[annaland]

I thought the presentation was ultra hallmarky and cheesy. It's a good message, but aren't they all? The second "God" is mentioned, the message tends to become "pure".

As for interviewing with God, I think I'd make her laugh. That's enough for me.

(a moment of silence please as I celebrate my 420 post)

 

[dr. fill]

Quote from thesharpone:

it's enough already, it is obvious god is a fucked up psycho, there is no reason to prove it by making these cheap interviews with an imaginary bag of shit

The interview was with an imaginary character, but I thought he was a pretty nice, understanding, old guy with a gentle sense of humor.

Don't you wish that the nice, gentle, old God guy being interviewed could replace the evil bastard God that you apparently believe in?

 

[nutmeg]

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?”

And Man said, “Super size them.” And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.”

And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese.

And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, “I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.

And God said, “You’re running up the score, Devil.” And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, “It is good.”

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery, angioplasties, and stints . . . . .

And Satan created HMOs…