interview with a hedge fund

[jjk2]

what things do i need to watch out for in an internship position interview at a hedge fund. what things should i prepare ? quite nervous....

 

[FredBloggs]

are you male or female?

if female, wear a low cut top, short skirt, and for heavens sake, if you are female, make sure you scrub up well. if you are an ugly chick, fugedaboudit. try hospital work or social care.

if you are male, just look generally disinterested like you know it all already and that the interview is a a bit of a chore. ask what they will do for you in order to secure you as an employee over the other offers you will be receiving.

it really is that simple. its the dorks with no attitude that crumble. show em some balls.

 

[loik]

Quote from FredBloggs:

are you male or female?

if female, wear a low cut top, short skirt, and for heavens sake, if you are female, make sure you scrub up well. if you are an ugly chick, fugedaboudit. try hospital work or social care.

if you are male, just look generally disinterested like you know it all already and that the interview is a a bit of a chore. ask what they will do for you in order to secure you as an employee over the other offers you will be receiving.

it really is that simple. its the dorks with no attitude that crumble. show em some balls.

Why would a hedge fund hire a whore?

 

[FredBloggs]

lol, join and find out kid

heres a clue: where do hedge funds get their money from to trade/invest, and how do they get it?

please dont say 'from a good track record' cos you will just embarrass yourself with your own naivety.