Infomercial?

jbtrader23 · Apr 20, 2003

Remember Don Lapre? Or William J McKorkle, lol? Those money making type infomercials will always have some followers. People are forever searching for that "holy grail" to make them a million dollars. Carleton Sheets has been in business forever. But besides money making opportunites, how about something really practical?

Maybe a lower priced personal success system, like what Tony Robbins sells. Or how to "recession proof" your life.

stock777 · Apr 20, 2003

William J McKorkle made me rich.

What are you laughing at... you should have sent for the materials.

Ok, I'll sell you a copy for $5000 if you ask nice.

uptik2000 · Apr 20, 2003

In the NY area, some joker is running a "Learn to spread trade" infomercial on CNBC at 3 or 4am ...i didn't catch the whole thing, but it was super cheesey

AAAintheBeltway · Apr 20, 2003

Waxie rocks, he is a superb smack talker...and some stocks move in channels, you buy when they hit the lower channel and sell when they hit the upper one, over and over again...

AAAintheBeltway · Apr 20, 2003

There is also a secret method that Wall Street insiders use to profit in a down market but I'm not giving that away for free.

AAAintheBeltway · Apr 20, 2003

95% of options traders lose money. But there is a little known method that pro's use to reverse the odds and make a steady income , month after month.

AAAintheBeltway · Apr 20, 2003

Have you ever heard of a casino going bankrupt? Neither have I. That's because they use probability theory to give themselves a small yet predictable edge that they exploit over time. Insurance companies operate the same way. The surprising news is there is a revolutionary strategy available to you in the options markets that allows you to put the odds in your favor just like a casino.

vulture · Apr 20, 2003

Quote from AAAintheBeltway:

Have you ever heard of a casino going bankrupt? Neither have I. That's because they use probability theory to give themselves a small yet predictable edge that they exploit over time. Insurance companies operate the same way. The surprising news is there is a revolutionary strategy available to you in the options markets that allows you to put the odds in your favor just like a casino.

That sounds like the old Don Fishback "ODDS" ad in all the trade publications 5+ years ago...

AAAintheBeltway · Apr 20, 2003

Someone stop me before I spam again. 15 years of junk mail, infomercials and spam....I can't help it.

A 97 year old mathematics professor made a huge fortune and retired to the south of France using a simple yet brilliant concept to trade grain futures. He has agreed to make his secret available to a select few.

Girlpower · Apr 20, 2003

ROFL

Sounds exactly like all the garbage that comes through my letter box. LOL

Natalie