IncreaseNow's "EXTREME-HIGH ENERGY" Trading Journal

[NoDoji]

Quote from enochbenjamin:

ok - if you can assure me that there are no margin calls in sim accounts i'll stop worrying and just keep on drinking

BANG!

Bennie, baby, there ARE indeed EXTREME margin calls in sim!!!!!!!!

My sim account is down 50% as a result!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to take $80K hits when, if I'd been able to hold my position overnight, I could've netted a $770 or possibly even $1540 gain.

Marge N. just doesn't understand my trading style. I've tried to get through to her, but she's one tough cookie.

OK, that makes me hungry.

Bennie, have another drink, heft up your skirt, grab your balls and toss some sim cars RIGHT NOW, honey!!!

BANG!!!!!!!!!!

BANG!!!!!

 

[Bang Bang!!!]

Quote from increasenow:

WATCHING:
Tulsa vs Boise St. in College Football
USA vs Costa Rica in Soccer

EATING:

Pretzels
Banana

DRINKING:

water

wtf...I mean seriously, WTF?? Pretzels and a nanna? Thats an EXTREMELY volitile mix you got going on there, young cat. You sure that water is not Vodka? You sure that soccer game isn't porn?
We no u r careful what type of info u put out there for ur loyal followers so we to overdo our EXTREMENESS trying to match ur EXTREME HIGH ENERGY habits. I for one, am going to calm down, take it easy, snort some Drano & wait for your next mkt call

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[startraitor]

Wowser yowser sha na na!!! The sim account is swelling with sim dollars this morning. That was worth a sleepless night of fits about being short 100 on the simulator. I am going to do a line or two of ground mocha and watch some porn!

Quote from startraitor:

Great call banger, seriously! We need more guys like you to step up to the plate and put it all on the line. I just took you advice and shorted 100 on the sim. I am nearly peeing my pants here, sweaty palms and the shaking like an addict! Wish me luck!!!!

 

[Wayne Gibbous]

You guys are WAY too EXTREME for me. But I am going to eat two more prunes than normal. And what the heck, I'm going to have ANOTHER bowl of oatmeal! BAM!!!

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

I just drank a quart of paint thinner trying to be as EXTREME as I can be!!!

Quote from Bang Bang!!!:

I for one, am going to calm down, take it easy, snort some Drano & wait for your next mkt call

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bang Bang!!!]

Quote from R. Raskolnikov:

I just drank a quart of paint thinner trying to be as EXTREME as I can be!!!

Ras...did u add any sweeteners?? Str8 up thinners is EXTREMELY radical. Be all u can be young cat, be all you ca n be

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

No sweetners...actually spiked the thinner with some motor oil and stirred it all together with a giant pretzel rod....TOTAL EXTREMENESS this morning!!

BANG!!!!

 

[startraitor]

I am sucking on a Colorado River Toad and tripping hard, you guys are extreme, thinner and rods! I may try freebasing some drano and huffing some gas I am feeling so good with my sim profits!

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

I just threw 105 sim cars at the market while biting a live scorpion in half. This day is WACKY...and EXTREME!

Quote from startraitor:

I am sucking on a Colorado River Toad and tripping hard, you guys are extreme, thinner and rods! I may try freebasing some drano and huffing some gas I am feeling so good with my sim profits!

 

[TheAngryHermit]

Quote from R. Raskolnikov:

I just threw 105 sim cars at the market while biting a live scorpion in half. This day is WACKY...and EXTREME!

Which end did you stick into your mouth?!! WOW!!! EXTREME!!

This thread needs some WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMEN!!!!

INCREDIBLE!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: