IncreaseNow's "EXTREME-HIGH ENERGY" Trading Journal

Quote from TheMan:

yep

he was throwing around cars today like Bobby Brown in a strip club

That 1 crazy Cat....any thoughts on what ic now is up to? I wonder what the next EXTREME move should be...options, forex, equities. I'd like to throw around some serious f'n cars but some guidance would be nice.

Shama lama ding dong BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seems like IncNow isn't throwing around any Sim Cars lately, just eating a lot of pretzels and drinking water.

I think his EXTREME trading career is over!!! :(
 
Quote from R. Raskolnikov:

Seems like IncNow isn't throwing around any Sim Cars lately, just eating a lot of pretzels and drinking water.

I think his EXTREME trading career is over!!! :(
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HMMOG, Double R, how can you POSSIBLY make such a deduction?

You call yourself a TRADER??

An ELITE trader???

IncNow is in a state of narrow range consolidation on EXTREMELY low volume.

Do you have any idea what that means?????

Allow me to enlighten you:

It means IncNow is about to BREAK OUT TO NEW HIGHS!!!!!!!

(You may mark the Fibonacci uptrend of my punctuation marks as record of my INCNOW call.)
 
Yo cat, of course I was using EXTREME sarcasm when speaking of the legend IncNow. That cat is far from done. Just snorted a line of ground Starbucks espresso beans, he's ready to blast 200 Sim Cars off the open!!!!

BANG!!
 
Quote from R. Raskolnikov:

Yo cat, of course I was using EXTREME sarcasm when speaking of the legend IncNow. That cat is far from done. Just snorted a line of ground Starbucks espresso beans, he's ready to blast 200 Sim Cars off the open!!!!

BANG!!
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Wowsers!!!!!...espresso beans is some EXTREMELY HARDCORE SHIT!!
Can't wait till he rejoins us mortals with his insight. Where is that cat anyway?

SHA SHA SHA SHABANG!!!!!!!
 
JIMINY CRICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got in from Texas.

Long Flight

I was in Austin speaking at a seminar on EXTREMENESS. I did 4 lines of MOCHA before i got on stage, i was so full of HIGH ENERGY.

The seminar took a unexpected turn and we started talking about SIMMING 100's of cars at a time. I got so full of HIGH ENERGY that i SHARTED myself right there on stage.

I was able to regroup and i mentioned INCREASENOW, and his uncanny ability to SIM trade many different markets. I also mentioned how he eats PRETZEL RODS, it was f'n EXTREME.

There were evidently some other hardcore SIM traders in the audience that thought i was going to bring INCREASENOW out to speak. Everyone started yelling and ACTING like they were throwing stuff at me----- bec they are sim traders-----

Well it ended up turning into the worst RIOT that Austin has ever seen, i was lucky to escape alive

i managed to snap a couple pics before things turned too EXTREME

as you can see these CATS :cool: were out of control

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wowsers!! Those Texans look EXTREMELY violent!!! Thank goodness you snorted all that mocha coffee, your energy levels were EXTREME enough for you to get out before these people did any real damage!!

I might have some EXTREME nightmares tonight after viewing these pics..... that angry rioting women checking out her cell phone......that's some EXTREMELY scary shit!!!
 
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