Sheryl Crow has an idea to save the world. Use just one square of toilet paper per seating:
http://the-autopsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/aquanet-moment-sheryl-crow.html
Probably a good idea to avoid shaking hands with this moonbat. And her younger brother, although he might be too busy washing out his solitary square of asswipe.
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I donât want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, whoâs judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, âhow bout just washing the one square out.â
http://the-autopsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/aquanet-moment-sheryl-crow.html
Probably a good idea to avoid shaking hands with this moonbat. And her younger brother, although he might be too busy washing out his solitary square of asswipe.
