I've held back too long as many of the jealous trader wannabes on ET have made fun of Scientist, a real-life super successful trader. But due to personal circumstances, I refuse to stay silent any longer. Scientist is not only a great trader, but he's a terrific guy. In fact, he's a lot more than that. Though the ET jerks will mock me for this, I'm not ashamed to admit that, after being introduced to him at "Paddles" in Melbourne one night two months ago, Scientist and I became good friends. Actually, we became more than good friends. I know this is going to open me up to lots of ridicule on ET, but let the truth be known --
Scientist and I are lovers!
And you know what. I'm proud of it. He's the sweetest, most gentle lover any guy could ever ask for. The long nights we've shared, just the two of us, a koala and a tube, as he opens up the mystery of trading (along with an orafice or two) have been the most wonderful of my life. I am so thrilled to call his hot ass, which is warmer than a Kangaroo's pouch, mine. And when he "puts another shrimp on the Danny", well, you can imagine.
So say all you want GG, Longshot and the rest of you idiots. I don't care. Cause Scientist is mine and that's all I'll ever need. So f*ck you all in advance, you jealous f*cks.
Scientist and I are lovers!
And you know what. I'm proud of it. He's the sweetest, most gentle lover any guy could ever ask for. The long nights we've shared, just the two of us, a koala and a tube, as he opens up the mystery of trading (along with an orafice or two) have been the most wonderful of my life. I am so thrilled to call his hot ass, which is warmer than a Kangaroo's pouch, mine. And when he "puts another shrimp on the Danny", well, you can imagine.
So say all you want GG, Longshot and the rest of you idiots. I don't care. Cause Scientist is mine and that's all I'll ever need. So f*ck you all in advance, you jealous f*cks.
