I'm going to become an analyst

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I will arbitrarily upgrade and downgrade stocks, to force others into or out of positions, and I will let my ET buds make requests of me.

You want to get a better entry price on Valero? No problem. Just say the word and I'll go from "Strong Buy" to "Like Having Sex With Your Mother-In-Law."


ANAL-YST or ANAL-CYST??
 
I will hire some large chested women from Hooters to read the news about your upgrades and downgrades and make silly comments each day. I will call it... CNBC.
 
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I will hire some large chested women from Hooters to read the news about your upgrades and downgrades and make silly comments each day. I will call it... CNBC.
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ChestyNewsBroadCaster
 
(Offtopic, sorry, I didn't think it deserved a new topic)
Was there a takeover rumour on MEDI before today's takeover? Like there was with SLM?
Chart is amazing :p
 
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I will hire some large chested women from Hooters to read the news about your upgrades and downgrades and make silly comments each day. I will call it... CNBC.
More...

agreed.

It's more entertaining then bloomberg thou.
 
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I will hire some large chested women from Hooters to read the news about your upgrades and downgrades and make silly comments each day. I will call it... CNBC.
More...

Gotta have that. The old distraction trick.

When she talks about how they missed bottom line numbers on earnings, camera pans to zippered down cleavage.
 
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