At first when I read that this actually passed through the Illinois House I was infuriated. However, after channeling some energy this may be the catalyst to Educational reform.
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Kids spend more time online and on that extra day off they can be virtual temps. Change the child labor laws and lets put them to work doing remedial tasks like filling out surveys, making campaign calls and clicking on google ads. With the extra $100 a day they generate they can pay for their own damn school.
.... brilliant Governor.. tell me more.
In fact, lets just make school an 8:00 - 6:00 affair and split the time 5 hours of classes and 5 hours of surveys and clicking ads. That's another $400. We can even double dip and charge the parents Kid Camp fees.
.... Wow that's a lot of of payola
Hmm... Next lets just take the 2K our kids generate for education and tell them it is their duty to pay down our national debt.
50 million kids x 2K = $1 Billion in tax free child labor money.
.... Stupendous idea - Hey Honey, Lets have more kids... its our duty
hmm.. Debt is 10 Trillion, Kid's kick in $1 Billion a month... well lets just keep them in school for 83 years and combine Kids Camp and Social Security.
... Hell that is one efficient cycle, starts in diapers and ends in diapers... Bravo
---------------- Kid Concentration Camps ---------------------
Kids spend more time online and on that extra day off they can be virtual temps. Change the child labor laws and lets put them to work doing remedial tasks like filling out surveys, making campaign calls and clicking on google ads. With the extra $100 a day they generate they can pay for their own damn school.
.... brilliant Governor.. tell me more.
In fact, lets just make school an 8:00 - 6:00 affair and split the time 5 hours of classes and 5 hours of surveys and clicking ads. That's another $400. We can even double dip and charge the parents Kid Camp fees.
.... Wow that's a lot of of payola
Hmm... Next lets just take the 2K our kids generate for education and tell them it is their duty to pay down our national debt.
50 million kids x 2K = $1 Billion in tax free child labor money.
.... Stupendous idea - Hey Honey, Lets have more kids... its our duty
hmm.. Debt is 10 Trillion, Kid's kick in $1 Billion a month... well lets just keep them in school for 83 years and combine Kids Camp and Social Security.
... Hell that is one efficient cycle, starts in diapers and ends in diapers... Bravo
