For those of you that donât know, let me illustrate some of the joys of living in Chicago, the city of broad shoulders:
1) If you donât come to an absolute complete stop when making a right turn at a red light, you get a $100 ticket in the mail with a link to a video of your infraction.
2) If youâre holding your cell up to your ear when not completely stopping, another ticket.
3) If youâre speeding in a construction zone because youâre on the way to court to pay the tickets and beg for court supervision then a ticket of about $375 will find its way to your mail box.
4) Then they tow your car away because you donât have a certain sticker in the window to park in a certain lot and the courthouse parking could not possibly hold all the people who received automated tickets, you will have to pay the man to get the car back if you want to, you know, drive home.
Thatâs just a partial list. But the democrat-machine is very creative. Iâm sure theyâll find more ways to extract coinage to support more big pay raises for the cronies. I would propose a robot that grabs you by the ankles and shakes all stuff out of your pockets as you walk by.
Sorry of the mockery and cynicism.
