Quote from Kovacs:
a bunch of guys ten feet away started making cat calls at her, what would you do?
A group of men making cat calls at your woman should immediately elicit a strong homosexual response from you. Your testosterone infused and undoubtedly stupid adversaries, not knowing your true sexual orientation, will be made uncomfortable by your advances and turn their attention to you immediately. One should carry mace, a taser, a large stick, or be adequately prepared to defend themselves before attempting "gayblade maneuver x-ray". A convincing lisp is also helpful in producing the desired response.