If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?

Quote from Brandonf:

That's a dangerous question. I once had to see a psyciatrist (when I was 17) and he asked would you ever kill yourself? I said no. He said, well if you where going to kill yourself, how would you do it? I said ummm..I don't know, I never really thought about it and I can't really think of any way of killing myself that doesnt involve more pain etc then I feel like going through. So then he goes, well really think about it, think hard. How would you kill yourself? So, I figured ok this fucker wants an answer, so I said well uhmmm...I guess I could take a bunch of pils or something...and then....off to the cracker jack's factory I went for 48 hours.

you learned that day that there's no such thing as an innocent personal question
 
One of the more uncomfortable, deliberate and distasteful ways to go would be to eat at McDonald's three or more times a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year (if that long). By the time that the morbid protocol takes its toll, the subject won't want to live anymore.
 
Quote from Brandonf:

That's a dangerous question. I once had to see a psyciatrist (when I was 17) and he asked would you ever kill yourself? I said no. He said, well if you where going to kill yourself, how would you do it? I said ummm..I don't know, I never really thought about it and I can't really think of any way of killing myself that doesnt involve more pain etc then I feel like going through. So then he goes, well really think about it, think hard. How would you kill yourself? So, I figured ok this fucker wants an answer, so I said well uhmmm...I guess I could take a bunch of pils or something...and then....off to the cracker jack's factory I went for 48 hours.

Hah - so much for the 1st amendment.

Lesson - never speak to psychiatrists in countries where doing so can get you carted off to the funny farm.
 
Simple question: If you were going to live yourSelf, how would you do it?

It's a trick question. Careful how you answer in some states.

(don't worry, not planning on dying anytime soon.):D

Christ!
 
Fucking classic! :D

Quote from Spydertrader:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. :D

- Spydertrader
 
Quote from anothergoy:

study medical NDEs and OBEs


One used to be able to go to Monroe Institute to learn how to "die", OBE style, and go to "level 24".

Not my style. :D

Christ!
 
Quote from Lucrum:




Probably stick my 12 gauge in my mouth and push the trigger with my toe. Preferably outside. No point in making someone clean up the mess.

Sounds like the Kurt Cobain trick. But I think he did it inside and made a mess.
 
In keeping with the ways sent down by our benevolent and graceful God.

We shall die they way 99% of all living beings die.
Being ripped, torn and eaten alive very slowly.
 
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