Quote from Humpy:
If you are:-
lazy
dirty
spineless
stupid
obese
retarded
etc.
get a musical instrument and busk around the streets while trading on your mobile
Sorry sounds a bit rude
Re-reading the above wasn't meant to imply you are any of those but just that IF you are a bit short of a high flyer and poor then the busking idea is a possibility
Could lead to a musical career