...who do you share it with? Is there any way one can get paid for it? Please share any alid avenue--but if you want to joke or share cynical comments, please do it about less serious things. .
If you have an idea that might save America...
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...who do you share it with? Is there any way one can get paid for it? Please share any alid avenue--but if you want to joke or share cynical comments, please do it about less serious things. .
What might save America would never sell politically..
The Dude is wise!
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I can tell you what they will try - massive deficeit spending, huge tax increases and nationalization of some (all?) of the banks.
Just because this never ever works doesn't mean it won't this time with such a swell group of guys in charge, right?
It could work, if the one in charge is infinitely wise and infinitely good. Who can that be? None I know.
Quote from Option Trader:
...who do you share it with? Is there any way one can get paid for it? Please share any alid avenue--but if you want to joke or share cynical comments, please do it about less serious things. .
My guess is you got a whizzo scheme to save America ?
OK lets have it !
As for getting paid ? As John Mc used to say " YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS !! "
You gets paid for agreeing with the head man - not telling him
Quote from Option Trader:
...who do you share it with? Is there any way one can get paid for it? Please share any alid avenue--but if you want to joke or share cynical comments, please do it about less serious things. .
real simple
quit borrowing from foreign nations to spend $275,000 per job in a job creation program, that we give to foreign workers at the rate of 140,000 per month
wont solve all our problems, but it's a start
patient "doc, i have this terrible pain in my foot."
doc "well, quit pounding your foot with a fucking hammer - DUH!"
The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has made a startling discovery in
finding the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years
to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass.but, not hypothetical is the location of Governmentium.deposits
found in every state capital and a mother lode in Washington, D.C.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half
as many peons, but twice as many morons.
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has made a startling discovery in
finding the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years
to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass.but, not hypothetical is the location of Governmentium.deposits
found in every state capital and a mother lode in Washington, D.C.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half
as many peons, but twice as many morons.