If you could have any job, what would it be?

i wanna be jon dohnson of "miami vice" :-/


There's trouble on the street tonight, I can feel it in my bones
I had a premonition that he should not go alone
I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill
Everything exploded, and the blood began to spill
So baby, here's your ticket, and the suitcase in your hand
Here's a little money, now we'll do it just the way we planned
You be cool for twenty hours, and I'll pay you twenty grand
I'm sorry it went down like this, but someone had to lose
It's the nature of the business, it's the smugglers' blues

The sailors and the pilots, the soldiers and the law
The payoffs and the ripoffs and the things nobody saw
Don't matter if it's heroin, cocaine or hash,
You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash
There's lots of shady characters and lots of dirty deals
Every name's an alias in case somebody squeals
It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal
Perhaps you'd understand it better standing in my shoes
It's the ultimate enticement, it's the smugglers' blues

You see it in the headlines, you hear it every day
They say they're gonna stop it, but it doesn't go away
They move it through Miami and sell it in LA
They hide it up in Telluride, I mean it's here to stay
It's propping up the governments in Columbia and Peru
You ask any D.A., man, they'll say there's nothing we can do
From the office of the president right down to me and you
Me and you
It's a losing proposition, but one you can't refuse
It's the politics of contraband, it's the smugglers' blues :-/

 
It's a combination of the best things I've noticed.

I'd like to be a pampered housecat

(nap, get fed, get stroked)

who is a musician

(sleep late, have fun, drink while you work, get all the girls)

owns a home remodeling business

(lucrative, no need to actually return phone calls)

and works as a stud in porn films

(I have to explain???!!!?? Sex with good looking women AND get paid)
 
I would like to be know throughout Hollywood as the behind the scenes guy. Only know by the powerfull people and not the general public. And the reason that they would know me is because I owned THE most successfull firm on Wall Street that dealt with retail, daytrading, and that type of stuff. Have all the stars and producers begging me to take their money. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Now thats having a lot of power.
 
Dream job.......

for me it doesn't really matter what I do, that's just an incidental.

More important is how much money I pull down. A yearly salary of 7 figures suits me just fine, thank you.

Just a thought,

triple
 
F1 driver would be awesome. These guys, like schumacher, are gods all over the world, not to mention he makes a cool $100 mil a year.....Have you seen the girls these guys get? And they all live in Monaco...tough life:D
 
Professional mattress tester?
for the benefits of plenty of sleep
and relaxation.........

Music to the ears of this insomniac.
 
I would not mind Alan Greenspan's job. The guy does not do shit. Just makes vague statements and everyone follows him. He kind of reminds me the movie "Being There".
 
Quote from estrader:

I would not mind Alan Greenspan's job. The guy does not do shit. Just makes vague statements and everyone follows him. He kind of reminds me the movie "Being There".


gee sys


you guys are a bunch of stiffs :-/
 
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