If McCain was President

[Lucrum]

Quote from bigdavediode:

...to graduate at the top of a class at the most prestigious school in the country requires <s>intelligence</s>...

...time and money.

 

[bigdavediode]

Quote from Lucrum:

...time and money.

If that's what you need to believe.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from deadbroke:

Everytime Lucrum ...

Every time you make a market prediction you make Forest Gump look like a rocket scientist. Only consolation is that you're a dead beat paper trader.

 

[Trader666]

Yet he's spectacularly failed as president.

Quote from bigdavediode:

However, to graduate at the top of a class at the most prestigious school in the country requires intelligence.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from Range Rover:

Staying in Iraq for 100 years ...

According to bigdavediode staying is cheaper than pulling out.

 

[deadbroke]

Quote from Trader666:

Yet he's spectacularly failed as president.

How has he failed? He's fckin every white man in the ass at ET. And you 666, you like it so much that every time he fcks you, the audience here at ET gives you 5 stars.

 

[deadbroke]

Quote from Lucrum:

Since when is "education" a measure of I.Q.?

One of the dumbest guys I've ever known had a PhD. in archeology.

He must have been a southerner like you?

Education is wasted on your kind.

Body building and weight lifting Lucrum meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

Lucrum drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby?? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”

She is aching for action at this point. After that Lucrum takes his shirt off, flexes his muscular arms and says, “See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!”? She begins to drool.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Lucrum catches her before she is able to leave and asks, “Why are you in such a hurry to go?

“She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”

 

[jficquette]

Quote from Trader666:

Yet he's spectacularly failed as president.

He won't release his grades because they were so shitty. 91% of Harvard grads graduate with honors.

Obama is an idiot. No way around it.

 

[Trader666]

In almost every way... stop obsessing over his penis and maybe you'll get a better grip on reality.

Quote from deadbroke:

How has he failed?

 

[Trader666]

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Quote from Range Rover:

If McCain was President...