If Chuck Norris were the FED chairman

[asdfghj7]

If Chuck Norris were the FED chairman, only 5% of options would expire worthless.

 

[nitro]

If Chuck Norris were FED chairman, he wouldn't need a sissy tool like printing money to cause inflation - he would just look at prices the wrong way and they would go higher.

 

[the1]

Chuck Knows.

 

[xburbx]

he would be most effective wearing several hats - the fed chairman, the entire army,navy and airforce and the president..... obviously

 

[spd]

If Chuck Norris were Fed chairman the US would buy treasuries from him.

 

[TraDaToR]

Chuck Norris would attack Iran and North Korea and put people who think it is not his job into the printing press.

 

[TraDaToR]

Chuck Norris would just endlessly print money like Bernanke but...It would work.

 

[spd]

Quote from TraDaToR:

Chuck Norris would just endlessly print money like Bernanke but...It would work.

LOL, I almost typed the exact same thing.

 

[TraDaToR]

Chuck Norris would just bend the yield curve with his arms until 30 years returns cross one month returns, then he would decide what that means for banks...

 

[TraDaToR]

Chuck Norris would invent a new type of bond: You buy it cash now and then you have for example 5 years to pay it back at a modest rate.