Now that you've had your hopes dashed, my advice to you is to play the Jack Hershey theme song repeatedly while looking to this image of Jack for the answers. 
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Quote from R. Raskolnikov:
Seriously though, Mandelbrotset was the one who proclaimed that it was counterproductive and that he would look away from the train wreck from now on. No one forced him to post that, it was all him.
