Does the Government give money to help support people with Asperger syndrome?
Fat lazy Government worker at counter: "May I help you, Sir? "
Exchanges: "Oh, yes, Ma'am. I'd like to apply for the government Autistic-Savant support money...."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Huh?"
Exchanges: "You know, for being an Idiot Savant."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Is that what you are?"
Exchanges: "Well, I can scalp a thousand pips in the forex per day."
Fat lazy Government worker: [giggles, winks].
Exchanges: "No, really. I can."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Sounds like you're a savant of some kind."
Exchanges: "That's why I need the government money."
Fat lazy Government worker: "I see. Let me ask you, um [glances at application] Mr. X, do you feel... stupid?"
Exchanges: "Only in the morning."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Why is that?"
Exchanges: "Because I haven't gotten anything done."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Why is that?"
Exchanges: "Because I just got up!"
Fat lazy Government worker: "Don't get upset, sir." [security guard looks over, smirks]
Exchanges: "I'm not getting upset."
Fat lazy Government worker: "[sighs] I see... I see. So, how may I help you, Sir?"
Exchanges: "I'm here for the... you know, I already told you... the Idiot Savant money... Asperger syndrome."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Asswhat?"
Exchanges: "Assss...perrrr...."
Fat lazy Government worker: "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have anything like that."
Exchanges: "*cough* ... How 'bout thru Homeland Security?"
Fat lazy Government worker: "Why would you need money for that??"
Exchanges: "Because, I need to feel secure in my home! If I had one."
Fat lazy Government worker: "Have a good day, Mr. X. Next in line!"
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