Sometimes a forwarded joke is worth repeating.
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a
park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I
would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir,
as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably
agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this
is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love
hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, "See you tomorrow."
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a
park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I
would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir,
as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably
agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this
is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love
hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, "See you tomorrow."