IB paper statements

[nihao1234567890]

Quote from BSAM:

The only reason you have a printer is because you have an account at IB? Oh my.

As far as all the financial institutions I deal with, IB is the only one I need to use my printer to print out statement.......

May I ask IB to pay for my printer, paper and ink, etc?

 

[BSAM]

Quote from SideShowBob:

Hey be careful what you wish for. There's a guy in another thread who had IB come to his house and slap his grandma!

That's nothing. They were hand delivering paper statements to my house until I realized how unnecessary and a waste of resources they were!

 

[nihao1234567890]

Quote from BSAM:

That's nothing. They were hand delivering paper statements to my house until I realized how unnecessary and a waste of resources they were!

Good for you.
That is your case.

Please respect the needs of others.

 

[BSAM]

Quote from nihao1234567890:

As far as all the financial institutions I deal with, IB is the only one I need to use my printer to print out statement.......

May I ask IB to pay for my printer, paper and ink, etc?

Hmm...IB is a broker; not a bank. And just in case you are referring to other brokers, what were the costs of your commissions?

And, yes, you may ask IB anything you please. Of course, you may not like the answer.

 

[SideShowBob]

Quote from BSAM:

That's nothing. They were hand delivering paper statements to my house until I realized how unnecessary and a waste of resources they were!

That's it? Peterffy was personally coming to my house and printing them on my printer while I watched (he paid to replace the toner when it ran out). Then he was personally signing them and then washing my car, doing my laundry and giving my dog a bath. Then I realized the car washing was a waste because I live in the amazon rain forest and it rains 365 days a year

 

[BSAM]

Quote from SideShowBob:

That's it? Peterffy was personally coming to my house and printing them on my printer while I watched (he paid to replace the toner when it ran out). Then he was personally signing them and then washing my car, doing my laundry and giving my dog a bath. Then I realized the car washing was a waste because I live in the amazon rain forest and it rains 365 days a year

I know you are lying because when you posted this, I called Tom and he told me this is not true.

 

[SideShowBob]

Quote from BSAM:

I know you are lying because when you posted this, I called Tom and he told me this is not true.

You reached his IVR doppleganger system. He's right here now sweeping up an oil spill in my garage with some IB paper statements.

 

[BSAM]

Quote from SideShowBob:

You reached his IVR doppleganger system. He's right here now sweeping up an oil spill in my garage with some IB paper statements.

Now that I believe! LOL--Have a goodun Bob.

 

[nihao1234567890]

Quote from BSAM:

Now that I believe! LOL--Have a goodun Bob.

You guys are all too funny....

 

[nihao1234567890]

Quote from SideShowBob:

Anyone else get paper quarterly statements from IB in the mail? I can't figure out why....I've never received them before.....

Me too.

I just got two paper statements today.
Both are for IRA accounts.

So, the paper statement you got is also for IRA? or otherwise?

IB eventually did it! COOL!
Good job!