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Quote from dabao91:
I would agree that if do not need DAILY paper statement.
But how about MONTHLY paper statement?
But how about QUARTERLY paper statement?
But how about YEARLY paper statement?
Just offer an option for account holders, let them have an option to decide they want paper statement or not. Set the price, they pay for it ................
DO not eliminate their freedom to select option ........
Quote from sellingrich:
I think the best bet is sending your password and account information to the guy that offered to do it for you, along with a roll of stamps and a rheem of paper. (And $200.00 for his time)
Then you should go for the tattoo on the foot, but for added security, have it done backwards so someone would have to use a mirror to read it.
Lastly, make sure you request all your share certificates to be delivered to your home, then sign them and send them back once you sell them.
As an after thought, you might open a trouble ticket once you start feeling a little ill, just to be safe. Then perhaps send a request that if they don't hear from you in say...6 months that they should have a courtesy call to make sure you are OK.
You know, since you seem like such a nice guy, give me your number and I'll call you every 6 months to make sure you are still OK, then if you don't answer, I'll start a trouble ticket for you.