IB does not send out monthly PAPER statement, what if some thing happens to you?


If he provides his username and password I'll mail him a monthly statement for under $100 a month (PM me for the exact rate). I'll even throw in the yearly statement for free. And if you're one of the first 100 messages I receive, I'll sign you up on prison dating mailing lists for free!!!! You really can't beat this deal ...



Well, you do not have his STP device .......................
 

If he provides his username and password I'll mail him a monthly statement for under $100 a month (PM me for the exact rate). I'll even throw in the yearly statement for free. And if you're one of the first 100 messages I receive, I'll sign you up on prison dating mailing lists for free!!!! You really can't beat this deal ...


and if what happen you died before (or after or at same time) him ..............
:p :p :p
 
Thanks for the funniest thread I've seen in ages.

1. Use the f'ing printer
2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.

Stop worrying.
 

2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.


What if you are single, or you just do not want your wife's mother to discuss (know) your financial detail???

What oif you do not have a lawyers or will?
 
Quote from dabao91:


2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.


What if you are single, or you just do not want your wife's mother to discuss (know) your financial detail???

What oif you do not have a lawyers or will?
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If you had ANY assets worth protecting, you would have a lawyer.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR $5000 PIKER ACCOUNT AT IB.

It's obvious you have so little to worry about or you would have already contacted an attorney and this is a moot point.
 
Quote from kiwi_trader:

Thanks for the funniest thread I've seen in ages.

1. Use the f'ing printer
2. Leave the f'ing paper at your lawyers with your will.
3. If that doesn't fill you with confidence leave the second copy with your wife's mother.

Stop worrying.
More...

What if you get divorced and your wife's mother has a copy of all your statements????:confused: :confused:

Wife's divorce attorney will love that! lol

:D j/k

That's why you incorporate, right? That way it's your coroporations money you're keeping up with, and not your money or salary...lol
 
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