Liposuction gone wrong..
I wonder what's up with North Korea these days
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Still no sighting of the Sasquatch in North Korea.
You would think that he would surface for air like a Beluga whale as he has done in the past when he was rumored to be down and out. I imagine he is still kicking but has some sort of harpoon stuck in his arse. Intelligence sources apparently have not picked up much in the way of abnormal activity that would be generated if he had died. He has something negative going on though. He overdosed on a bad batch of guacamole dip or something.
You would think that he would surface for air like a Beluga whale as he has done in the past when he was rumored to be down and out. I imagine he is still kicking but has some sort of harpoon stuck in his arse. Intelligence sources apparently have not picked up much in the way of abnormal activity that would be generated if he had died. He has something negative going on though. He overdosed on a bad batch of guacamole dip or something.
Maybe he has become acquainted with COVID-19.
True, and as I said the other day, he presents every known risk factor except age: Obesity, and likely diabetes to go with it, and non-stop smoking. I don't know if being drunk on your ass, getting no exercise, and watching American westerns and porn all day are risk factors too. If so, he is even more screwed.
Yup, as discussed, it's beginning to look like Chubby overdosed on the guacamole dip.
Not to worry the Chinese doctors have arrived.
Exclusive: China sent team including medical experts to advise on North Korea’s Kim, sources say
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...on-north-koreas-kim-sources-say-idUSKCN2263DW
Not to worry the Chinese doctors have arrived.
Exclusive: China sent team including medical experts to advise on North Korea’s Kim, sources say
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...on-north-koreas-kim-sources-say-idUSKCN2263DW
Chubby just missed another big day at the office.
He has been absent for periods before so he does have a game he plays but that bit about not showing up for the fathers and the grandfathers annual celebrating/worshiping day a while back was being absent at another level. He plays his games, and likes to see how the west reacts to his being gone and then reappears and he likes to do it so that he can monitor which ones of his inner circle start positioning themselves to take power. Then he executes them.
But he is a couple steps beyond that now. If he reappears he will have gone through some kind of ordeal and have plenty of duct tape and bondo on him. If it looks like he has lost weight then that will be serious. The only way that Chubby would ever lose even a pound would be if he were dying. He will go to his grave with a party-size bag of Doritos in one hand and some Lavern and Shirley re-run VCR tapes in his other.
I am going with "Heart Attack for $100" Alex.
KIM JONG UN REMAINS ABSENT ON DAY NORTH KOREAN MEDIA CELEBRATES FOUNDING OF ARMED FORCES
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-china-kim-jong-un-1500197
He has been absent for periods before so he does have a game he plays but that bit about not showing up for the fathers and the grandfathers annual celebrating/worshiping day a while back was being absent at another level. He plays his games, and likes to see how the west reacts to his being gone and then reappears and he likes to do it so that he can monitor which ones of his inner circle start positioning themselves to take power. Then he executes them.
But he is a couple steps beyond that now. If he reappears he will have gone through some kind of ordeal and have plenty of duct tape and bondo on him. If it looks like he has lost weight then that will be serious. The only way that Chubby would ever lose even a pound would be if he were dying. He will go to his grave with a party-size bag of Doritos in one hand and some Lavern and Shirley re-run VCR tapes in his other.
I am going with "Heart Attack for $100" Alex.
KIM JONG UN REMAINS ABSENT ON DAY NORTH KOREAN MEDIA CELEBRATES FOUNDING OF ARMED FORCES
https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-china-kim-jong-un-1500197
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But then again, there has been a Sasquatch siting of him walking off in a port city, allegedly to avoid corona.
Not sure how that squares with reports of Chinese doctors arriving.
And of course we know that there are no cases of Corona in North Korea- because they said so and the WHO has no information on it- because- the WHO doesn't do anything. "Just advisory" as Usual Tard emphasizes. Not sure what they advise on though. Other than advising the world that everything is okay in China- nothing to see there.
Just the idea that Chubby would be seen walking anywhere is suspect. Chubby walks to the fridge and back. That's about it.
Kim Jong Un UPDATE: US spy plane spots him taking a walk in Wonsan amid death rumours - Report
https://www.ibtimes.sg/kim-jong-un-...g-walk-wonsan-amid-death-rumours-report-43731
Not sure how that squares with reports of Chinese doctors arriving.
And of course we know that there are no cases of Corona in North Korea- because they said so and the WHO has no information on it- because- the WHO doesn't do anything. "Just advisory" as Usual Tard emphasizes. Not sure what they advise on though. Other than advising the world that everything is okay in China- nothing to see there.
Just the idea that Chubby would be seen walking anywhere is suspect. Chubby walks to the fridge and back. That's about it.
Kim Jong Un UPDATE: US spy plane spots him taking a walk in Wonsan amid death rumours - Report
https://www.ibtimes.sg/kim-jong-un-...g-walk-wonsan-amid-death-rumours-report-43731
South Korean officials continuing to splain that Kim is fine and there are no issues. Kim is just on a little va-cay by the sea.
I wonder how that plays on the home front though. He missed the founders celebration day where you will pretty much be executed in North Korea if you do not show up and worship the father and the grandfather.
So, Kim is going to return to pingpongyang and just say: Yo! What-up everyone? How did that founders day ceremony go this year? I was off at the seaside taking a little salt air and did not make it this year.
Yeh okay. And just coincidently, the little coastal town where your train is is also where the hospital is that treats all the high ranking koreans. So there is that too. Not saying he is dead or necessarily critical or that he will not re-appear, but there is a backstory there.
I wonder how that plays on the home front though. He missed the founders celebration day where you will pretty much be executed in North Korea if you do not show up and worship the father and the grandfather.
So, Kim is going to return to pingpongyang and just say: Yo! What-up everyone? How did that founders day ceremony go this year? I was off at the seaside taking a little salt air and did not make it this year.
Yeh okay. And just coincidently, the little coastal town where your train is is also where the hospital is that treats all the high ranking koreans. So there is that too. Not saying he is dead or necessarily critical or that he will not re-appear, but there is a backstory there.