I want my FREE-MONEY, sung to the tune Money For Nothing

[TraderAnon]

I want my FREE-MONEY

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You get your dollars from the Treas-ur-y.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your ticks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gonna get some microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gonna get these refrigerators
We gonnaa get these colour TV's

(See the little Keynesian with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little Keynesian got his own jet airplane
That little Keynesian he’s a millionaire)

We gonna get some microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gonna get these refrigerators
We gonnaa get these colour TV's

I shoulda learned to print the money
I shoulda learned to print dollars
Look at that money, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some
And he's up there, what's that? Keynesian noises?
Bangin' on the presses like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your ticks for free

We gonna get some microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gonna get these refrigerators
We gonnaa get these colour TV's

Look a' here
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You get your dollars from the Treas-ur-y.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your ticks for free
Money for nothin' and ticks for free

Money for nothin' and your ticks for free

Look at that, look at that

Money for nothin' and your ticks for free
I want my, I want my, I want my FREE-MONEY
Money for nothin' and ticks for free

(Fade)
I want my, I want my, I want my FREE-MONEY

 

[MandelbrotSet]

LOL man, you're brillant.

Here's the original version.

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Dire Straits, Money for nothing