I met this wonderful escort lady in Las Vegas

Ot sort of...
Did @Overnight get banned again?
He would be all over a few of these threads down here.

Hmph, whatever.
But he possessed a unique brand of of humor.
You just had to see it.
Most here probably didn't.
 
KCalhoun said:
Is it a cliche to say I found a great time in Vegas? She was beyond perfect. Slim, athletic, gorgeous and relaxed. Half my age. I never paid for it before, now I wish I had. Mad skills that average women don't have.

Plus I was a lazy prick and let her do all the work. So sweet. Memorable

I'm gonna have lots of fun there... moving soon :D

Plastic women.. what tf was I thinking.... had them junk hauled away.
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The story goes like this:

Ken and his wonderful escort lady were on their third "date," jewelry shopping for her all day, and Ken has worked up an appetite from all the walking and shopping and spending. To show her gratitude for the considerable bling haul, Escort Lady offered to make Ken supper at her place. Ken liked where this is going. When they reached her apartment, she told Ken to make himself comfortable while she prepared their meal in the kitchen.

After a length of time, she finally emerged to find Ken lounging in the living room, waiting for her. They shared a look, a moment. There was electricity in the air. This couldn't wait until after supper. She walked towards the bedroom and motioned for him to follow. Again, Ken liked where this was going and followed her into her bedroom like a puppy.

She then turned and faced him fully and, once again, gave him a look. That look! She then told him to take off her dress. Ken eagerly did as he was told, but he controlled himself and took it slow. He read somewhere that going slow was more sensual and he wanted to please her in every way. Once her dress was off, she told him to remove her stockings, which he did lovingly and tenderly, all the while gazing into the bottomless blue pools that were her eyes. She then told Ken to remove her brassiere. Ken couldn't believe his good fortune. He was practically in a daze, but somehow managed to remove her bra without fumbling. He thought he managed it with a certain panache that she would appreciate...and reward. Finally, and in a husky voice, she told Ken to remove her panties! Now Ken was beside himself, giddy with anticipation, wondering how he had ever been so foolish to develop feelings for rubber women in the past. Those days were over. This is so real! His heart was racing. He was sweating. When he took off her panties, she said, "Ken, don't ever wear my clothes again."
 
KCalhoun said:
Is it a cliche to say I found a great time in Vegas? She was beyond perfect. Slim, athletic, gorgeous and relaxed. Half my age. I never paid for it before, now I wish I had. Mad skills that average women don't have.

Plus I was a lazy prick and let her do all the work. So sweet. Memorable

I'm gonna have lots of fun there... moving soon :D

Plastic women.. what tf was I thinking.... had them junk hauled away.
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You should have sold the creepy sex dolls to people in cities that have strict rules about "carpool lanes".

Those people (single occupants) sometimes use fake people (dolls) in the passenger and back seats while driving on the freeway so that they can drive in the carpool lanes...those lanes often have much less traffic and you can drive faster while everyone else is stuck in the regular lanes due to severe traffic problems.

wrbtrader
 
wrbtrader said:
You should have sold the creepy sex dolls to people in cities that have strict rules about "carpool lanes".

Those people (single occupants) sometimes use fake people (dolls) in the passenger and back seats while driving on the freeway so that they can drive in the carpool lanes...those lanes often have much less traffic and you can drive faster while everyone else is stuck in the regular lanes due to severe traffic problems.

wrbtrader
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Then he could burn rubber rather than be stuck in traffic.
 
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