I Love Virgins

hi,

i thought price would have to go right through the virgin in order to de flower the little 'ho?

do you call a little light petting, perhaps a finger up the old hounds ear a violation?

i thought price would have to bash right through the balloon knot to be discounted - not a light tug at the panties to see if she's keen?....

i guess we all treat wimmin differently.

enjoying the thread. you seem to have kept to the virgins and ditched the other stuff you were adding, which in my opinion were sorry ol milfs. maybe not as statistically valid as virgins.
 
Fred - I like my virgins young fresh and clean!

:D

Once a young buck has probed with a finger or two I am no longer interested.

A lot of times I am taking trades in the opposite direction of a steam locomotive so I just feel a lot more confident knowing the damsel who is my reward for being so brave is saving herself just for me! The experienced broads are tricky and often set you up to be robbed!

The only problem with virgins is there are not as many of them as there used to be. You really have to be patient.

:cool:
 
To all of the loyal followers of this thread (both of you) I apologize for not waking up in time to spread the word about the cute little virgin @ 118'115. To take advantage of her would have been a great way to start the week. Unfortunately I drank a little too much whiskey last night and was trying to deal with a headache in the wee hours of the morning - the time I usually look at charts.

Sorry folks - I hate to miss easy opportunities to make money, but I can't say it won't happen again. It probably will.

But the one definite about these markets is they will present more opportunities (and more virgins).

:cool:
 
Well I guess I have matured. I no longer waste my time on inexperienced virgins so this thread should come to an end.

I have found that I do not have the patience for them. I need a hooker that will rob me blind if I'm not on my game. I seem to have found that hooker in crude oil and there are few virgins in the crude pit. If a virgin does show up she gets violated so fast that only the creeps who don't mind sloppy seconds (thirds, fourths fifths, etc) jump in, only to be taken to the cleaners by this slick (as in oily) female dog.

However, if you yourself are quick on your feet CL will rock your world and give you a ride you won't soon forget. Just remember to pull out early and protection is a must. If you go in bare back you WILL get burned.

Good trading to all!
 
What was I thinking? I stopped taking advantage of virgins because it was too easy?

Well after a couple of weeks of trading oil like it was a video game I need to get back to make consistant money. So back to what I'm good at - taking advantage of fresh young virgins!

So... I'll be back to posting virgins every night and ready to trade em every morning.
 
ZN Virgins

118'17 and 118'105. Will have to wait to see where the market opens to determine if they are buy or sells. I am going to guess 118'17 will be a sell and 118'105 will be a buy. Time will tell.

ES Virgins

About 30 mins prior to closing there was a nice virgin at 110250 that was good for 2 points. Unfortunately that was the only virgin left for the upside. If the market moves back down buy a virgin @ 108875

Will try to update in the AM.
 
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