I have some ugly stuff on my chart...

[fordewind]

...nothing special, but the price and one ugly indicator(first derivative).

But.I need some eye candy for my customer next week.He wants to see what it looks like, but if i show him some empty chart with the couple of colored candles i think he won`t take it seriously.Folks love the stuff when they are packed!

Post your version of an eye candy chart here!Lets have some fun!

 

[tommcginnis]

What are you *trading*??
What *timfe-frame*???

It'd be easy to pick out the most demonstrative indicator, knowing those.

Otherwise, just go with an Icki Bicki Cloudy Day Candle Fog indicator (available for a surcharge) and call it a day.

Actually, a nice Parabolic SAR looks cool, wherever it's posted.
Yeah! Go with an SAR.....
(that's my vote.)

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

If you are committed to baffling your client with your bullshit because you can't dazzle him with your brilliance, then do an Ichimoku Cloud, hand out 3-D glasses, and put on some Moody Blues.

 

[fordewind]

Ichimoku seems a good idea

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

NON-FARM PAYROLL BEING RELEASED.

 

[Overnight]

NON-FARM PAYROLL BEING RELEASED.

I think I have been traumatized by trying to read the Ag reports http://www.agcenter.com/newcattlereport.aspx each day at the Agcenter. So I ain't worried about "non-farm payrolls"... I am worried about cows, and the inevitable invasion. Only way to stave it off? Eat more beef! They are going to kill us all! AHHAHA!

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

I think I have been traumatized by trying to read the Ag reports http://www.agcenter.com/newcattlereport.aspx each day at the Agcenter. So I ain't worried about "non-farm payrolls"... I am worried about cows, and the inevitable invasion. Only way to stave it off? Eat more beef! They are going to kill us all! AHHAHA!

Very moo-ving.

 

[Overnight]

Very moo-ving.

Oi, I think that is a forum penalty. *sighs* Baron? Hot Magma? That was worse than anything I ever did, hehe. I am trying to think of a worse pun that was made here....Nope, I cannot think of one at the moment. I reckon' Vanz had a worse one, but since I cannot find it, TFT gets the award-for-the-worst-pun on-the-forum-of-the-year award. Gratz!

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

Oi, I think that is a forum penalty. *sighs* Baron? Hot Magma? That was worse than anything I ever did, hehe. I am trying to think of a worse pun that was made here....Nope, I cannot think of one at the moment. I reckon' Vanz had a worse one, but since I cannot find it, TFT gets the award-for-the-worst-pun on-the-forum-of-the-year award. Gratz!

Yup. I am thinking of asking Baron to ban me for it too. I had a proper upbringing so have no excuse.

I think Vanz may have told a worse one but I can't remember. When he speaks it just goes in one ear and out the udder with me.

 

[fordewind]

If you are committed to baffling your client with your bullshit because you can't dazzle him with your brilliance, then do an Ichimoku Cloud, hand out 3-D glasses, and put on some Moody Blues.

here`s my brilliance.would you invest 50K with me now?