Big men come and big men go but they never measure up to the HUGEST of them all â» $$$MR. MARKET$$$. Today I sold HZO at 30.27. That¡¦s a 17% gain over my purchase price of 25.87. All of this was accomplished in less than 4 weeks for an annualized gain of 230%. Can you do that? You? You?? YOU??? Over the same period, the S&P 500 only went up 3.6%. Once again $$$MR. MARKET$$$ soundly trounces the market. I can¡¦t lose! CAN¡¦T LOSE!!! I¡¦m like playing roulette and betting on red, black and green all at the same time. Drinking Machine!! Can¡¦t LOSE!!! I am 55 consecutive profitable trades of 15% or better. I can¡¦t drive 55.
Did you buy any HZO? You? YOU??? More $$$MR. MARKET$$$ picks are forthcoming but first you must publicly state, in your own words, just who the best stock picker on the planet is¡K..give me my props! GIVE ME MY PROPS!!!
I am HUGE!!! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2004 03:09 pm Post subject: HZO ==> The St. Paddy's Day Winner
Say you¡¦re an average humanoid with 14¡¨ biceps and a 160 lb bench press. You want to stamp your feet and pretend you¡¦re just like $$$MR. MARKET$$$ but no one notices you. What does the average materialistic insecure humanoid to do? He looks at half-clad bikini-bound babes of boat ads. Let¡¦s face it. For guys, boat ads and a lot of boat company brochures contain some sort of female eye-candy.
So, he buys a boat of course.
Now don¡¦t get me wrong. $$$MR. MARKET$$$ acknowledges that boating can stimulate some basic pleasure functions. Take this description from one of our illustrious members (names changed to protect the guilty): ¡§Boating is like your first date, first beer, first cigar. A right of passage. I still remember the first time I picked up two young ladies from the the beach and gave them a ride in my new whaler. The sea spray gently wetting their young firm bodies, the cool breeze sending goose bumps down your spine. The effects of a few beers and the to and fro motion of the waves as we experienced the carnal joys of youth. Oh to be 17 again. Well... I believe her name was Julie or maybe Kim (doesn't matter just another port in my long checkered past). Or better yet how about the time the "Crow" and I picked up two gals and returned to the Yellowbird ..a fine woody from the past. Cris Craft cabin cruiser, that night joy was found in the arms of two women.¡¨ Other women may have different ideas. Some like amusement parks, others like swimming. Maybe you can take a girl out snorkeling, or diving. Boating is fun, so is tennis and football. If she's a Brit, she might like soccer. Basketball is good, too. Try going rollerblading, or riding a motorcycle. Go on a hike and explore someplace that isn't inhabited, where it's only the two of you and the animals. Go dancing, or take some informal meringue lessons together.
Getting blood pumping starts circulation within the entire body, making one feel overall healthier. Feeling healthier means being up more for sex. Hey pass the Cialais!
Most companies have grown up as time has gone on, but sex still sells, always will. Can women be boatowners too? Now women are left to wonder: Why would a model with a figure like that go out on a boat with an overweight, balding man? A woman may be jealous of a size zero model with picture-perfect hair, but that¡¦s not her main concern. She¡¦ll ask, ¡§Where¡¦s my eye candy? There¡¦s been enough shirtless, bikini-touting girls, that I have to say ¡V isn¡¦t about time for more hot shirtless guys?¡¨ To that I say, look no further than $$$MR. MARKET$$$ and TitanOmega on their own private yacht:
For years, boating has been a testosterone loaded event. Ripping off the covers of beer cans and falling down drunk while reeling in bluefish. But women can be boat owners too. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a woman new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn¡¦t get her brand new 22¡¦ Bayliner to perform. It wouldn¡¦t get on plane, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath the boat¡K and came up seconds later choking on water he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the trailer.¡¨
Just kidding¡Kmaybe women can buy boats¡Kthink of it. There¡¦s something really sexy about powering yourself across the water, the wind in your hair, with your three best female friends for a day devoted to girl-talk, sunning, margaritas and fresh guacamole. No sucking in your gut, no posing in your bikini, no ¡§Honey, grab that line NOW.¡¨ You get to just relax! Sorry, I can¡¦t empathize..besides, how can I relax when I think I¡¦ve just discovered the best stock on the planet right now!!??
Today I bought HZO (MarineMax) at 25.87. I will sell it in 4 to 6 weeks at 29.82. Here¡¦s why I like HZO:
Sales of pleasure boats are surging and MarineMax is the nation's largest recreational boat dealer. HZO sells new and used recreational boats, including pleasure boats (such as sport boats, sport cruisers and yachts) and fishing boats with a focus on premium brands in each segment. The company also sells related marine products, including engines.
