I have an amazing ability to make stocks go up...

[bungrider]

...just by looking at them.

 

[hii a_ooiioo_a]

I get the same result from buying puts on a stock

 

[LouieR]

I get the same result from buying puts on indexes.

 

[Trajan]

LOL

 

[TonySanDiego]

I can do that every time by going short... never fails.

I am for hire.. call me, tell me the stock you want to go up, I will short it, it WILL go UP!!

Modest fee for this service. Works in futures, stocks, and options.