I figured out how to sell my system, all are welcome to come and BID

Quote from JimmyJam:

Boy you're right.

What was I thinking??#!#!

OK, $111.00, that's my top offer (and you don't even have to throw in the Playboy).

Hows about it?

JJ

P.S. ... and what is this obsession with quoting Bitstram?? Ooh, everything he says must be true!

I bet me bid is look'in pretty darn good right about now, in'nt? :D
 
Damn! I was just about ready to jump in *not the Nurse part, but the S-Y-S-T-E-M.

This is a great laugh. Needed that.

Thanks folks, especially Snake Oil peddling, depressed, nursing (male) student......Focker.
 
Quote from optioncoach:

$0.80 + Kwame Brown rookie card

WHOA WHOA WHOA DEEP POCKETS, Lets at least give us an opportunity to win. Geeze, and I thought my $1.01 bid was too high. 8 Dimes & a Rookie Card..hmmm. Ill get back to you guys and this bidding war, its so feirce.
 
This is getting tense. Don't be suckered in by JimmyJammy's $111 - it's a single note whereas my $1 in a real one.

Right - $1 and a date with a friend of mine - she's the spittin' image of yer woman in Tomb Raider - the one that makes you go weak at the knees.

But the deal is you don't tell her about the system (no matter what she does to you) - the system is just between us, my lawyer and my dog Harvey. So let's get rid of this ET riff raff and get down to business.

I live in Ireland, you'll love the Guinness and the craic (crack = laughs) and I'll let you see my jammydoger biscuit from 1973.

Harvey will take care of security so no one will be able to get a look at what we are up to during my training period. (Don't let Harvey see the biscuit!)
 
Quote from yoohoo:

This is getting tense. Don't be suckered in by JimmyJammy's $111 - it's a single note whereas my $1 in a real one.

Right - $1 and a date with a friend of mine - she's the spittin' image of yer woman in Tomb Raider - the one that makes you go weak at the knees.

But the deal is you don't tell her about the system (no matter what she does to you) - the system is just between us, my lawyer and my dog Harvey. So let's get rid of this ET riff raff and get down to business.

I live in Ireland, you'll love the Guinness and the craic (crack = laughs) and I'll let you see my jammydoger biscuit from 1973.

Harvey will take care of security so no one will be able to get a look at what we are up to during my training period. (Don't let Harvey see the biscuit!)

Alright, I have spoken with my people and we are prepared to go to $2.76 + U.S. Tax, but WAIT...Ill do even better to beat out yoohoo, I know a really good place in mexico Confused,Not. They put on this thing called a donkey show, which, from what I read about you, you ll like it alot. And, I also have Don Bright come over and mow the lawn 3 times a week for the next 2 months, wearing only spandex shorts. What do you say, Do we have a deal????? : ) Ill get the paperwork started.

Don, we will talk about this later..lol..j/k
 
Quote from yoohoo:

This is getting tense. Don't be suckered in by JimmyJammy's $111 - it's a single note whereas my $1 in a real one.

Right - $1 and a date with a friend of mine - she's the spittin' image of yer woman in Tomb Raider - the one that makes you go weak at the knees.

But the deal is you don't tell her about the system (no matter what she does to you) - the system is just between us, my lawyer and my dog Harvey. So let's get rid of this ET riff raff and get down to business.

I live in Ireland, you'll love the Guinness and the craic (crack = laughs) and I'll let you see my jammydoger biscuit from 1973.

Harvey will take care of security so no one will be able to get a look at what we are up to during my training period. (Don't let Harvey see the biscuit!)

That does it....now I'm in.

Make my offer $1.025. A date with my DOG (he's old, but still tight), a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon, fresh belly button lint, and an old copy of Stocks and Commodities.

Still wondering if the lawyer is a hottie. I am willing to up my bid.
 
Quote from lindq:

If you haven't gotten a good response to your offer, it may well be your offer to fly to the buyer's location.

From reading your posts, I'm not so sure anyone would want you in their home.

Don't you think that'd be safer than the other way around, seriously? :confused:
 
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