I just closed out a rather wild cable ticket, and to relax I figured I would log onto the ET boards. Check out the latest gossip, news, etc. When all of the sudden I ran across this thread. WOW. I actually was on the tele with a good friend of mine and had him log on just to read it. Absolutely hilarious. But, just so I can get in on the action, im gonna bid too. lol.
Confused, Not: "secXces you are the next contestent on the price is right, come on down!!!!!!!"
Confused, Not: "Show them what we have for them johny!!"
Johny: " A beautiful new (highly curve fitted, ridiculous) trading system, comes with anti-lock brakes and 3 point racing harness"
Confused, Not: "yoohoo What is your bid"
Yoohoo: "I bid $1.00 Confused, Not"
Confused, Not: "$1.00 OK, secXces what is your bid?"
secXces: (secXces looks at yooho with a smug face an says) "I bid $1.01 Confused, Not"
Yoohoo: "uggghh, I just lost out on the system of the century"
RedDuke: (spits on Confused, Not and smacks secXces in the face for the dumb smile)"Damn noobs, I have to smack them around to make sure they dont buy that snake oil."
Rearden Metal: (Comes from behind and kicks out one of Confused, Not's knees, walks up too RedDuke and pats him the back, while yelling at yoohoo) "RedDuke, good job, that damn Confused, Not has always pissed me off, THE PRICE IS WRONG NOW!!!!!!!!, and Yoohoo, you should be ashamed"
lol.. No pun intended yoohoo, RedDuke, or Rearden, I was just messing with the names..lol.. I hope everyone got a laugh and doesnt take this the wrong way.
- secXces