i currently have a direct link to god. ask me anything.

spect8or · May 18, 2004

Quote from spect8or:

Will today be the day I finally learn to take of smoothly in a manual? *fingers crossed*

Hey God, your answer had better have been 'yes!', 'cos I just did it! Woo hoo!

Maharaja · May 18, 2004

God, who sold thier soul to make the Lakers win against the SA?

tradewiz50 · May 20, 2004

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

i have the connection. ask me anything and i will give you the answer.

Ask God why Your an idiot and ask him to seek you professional help.

ElCubano · May 20, 2004

Ask him if he can force Stan to trade Brian Grant and Eddie " no clutch" Jones......

Waterwolf · May 20, 2004

Can you ask him if I will hook up with Julie next weekend in Florida? It's very important for me to know.

ArchAngel · May 20, 2004

Gordon must have dropped and broke his Magic 8 Ball

Maverick74 · May 20, 2004

Ask God this, if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to here it, does it make a sound?

Virtuoso · May 20, 2004

Ask God if there is any chance he may one day grant aliens dominion over humans the same way he granted us dominion over all other earth-bound creatures...

Thanks Gekko, apparently your not so bad after all...