I challenge y'all to an insult contest.

These rude insults quickly come to mind:


You Scientist.

Watch out, don't step in that Scientist!

The other day I had to go take a Scientist very badly, but there wasn't any Scientist paper to wipe my Scientist.

Look at that poor retard - if he was any DUMBER he'd be Scientist!

My gawd, that homo is gay-er than Scientist.

Is that your face, or did your neck Scientist?

:p
 
I am going to knock your teeth so far down your throat....
.....you will have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them...

F@#$% you and the horse you rode in on!

He thought he was a big wheel,
until he found out that shit don't roll......
 
In college my professor told a student that he was a foul issuance of his fathers heaving loins. Now he may have seen that in a film but it was pretty good. Similar to the best part of you dripped down your mother's leg.
 
Back in college, I used to live in a house with a bunch of housemates. One of them was an obnoxious and rude girl. She often left a mess in the kitchen after dinners even though we told her to clean up many times. One night again I told her to clean up her mess and she told me to f... off. I told her " I'm going to hit your face so hard that you're going to become beautiful". She moved out two days later.

Chinook
 
Lady aristocrat to Churchill - "Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your brandy."

Churchill - "And if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
 
You are your mother's joke on your father.

Your mother wears your father's jockey shorts.

Yo Momma is so fat.....when she bends over they show movies on her behind.
 
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