Now here is a play...Buy people's crypto, who own this, for say 5 cents on the dollar. If it gets resolved, big bucks!! Anyone willing to put $5,000. on this to gain $100,000. Don't know what the market would do in this crypto after the laptop got unloosed...??
Could you get it for one cent on the dollar??
WTF. No it doesn't work that way.
Extremely slim chance the private keys are lying around somewhere. You really need to stop talking about things you know nothing about.