There is a simple solution that has worked for my wife and I when we're going into town. Just drop by a wig shop and pick up something cheap. Slip it on when you're going out, and nobody will suspect you're a hetero couple. You can safely hold hands and fondle each other all you want, without arousing suspicion. Nobody, anywhere, is going to hassle a lesbian couple making out.
Lol! I'm a former competitive bodybulider. I couldn't make it work. Plus, my chin looks like Bill Cowher. Lol! Was a good idea though. I believe in leaving people alone, but having two flamers try to break our hands apart is just over the top. I didn't want to look the hothead, so I let it go, but was cursing to myself all evening. Wasn't an accident. Was blatantly obvious. I'll say, if they want the illness accepted as normal, shoving it down people's throats isn't going to further their cause.