I am stopping trading, preparing for massive put positions

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Ucan'tEatBonds

Just one problem, I never dealt with options before.

Before I call IB, I don't want to sound like total options imbecile (besides they are closed for the weekend), so help me out, and I will help you out.

I am going to buy massive puts from today to early 2015, depending on when I get the signal.

Tell me which puts to buy and how with IB and I will PM you my screenshots and give you the signal when stock market is about to crash before it crashes.

All I know is that I need something called Deep Puts

When I get the signal, market will crash at least 50% in 1 month, and another 20-30% in the next 6 months,

So what kind of puts do I need to buy for long term bear shitstorm. :eek:

Those who follow me, will make few milsky at the very least. Just promise you'll give 10 % to charity. But not Obama based charity, I can't stand that avid golfer.
 
nevermind, they are called deep out of the money puts, they are super cheap

and options table is easy enough to read

the only question is can I find some options that will hold for longer than 3 weeks
 
Ucan'tEatBonds said:
nevermind, they are called deep out of the money puts, they are super cheap

and options table is easy enough to read

the only question is can I find some options that will hold for longer than 3 weeks
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Ah yes, if those only existed...
 
You know, I knew you were an idiot after reading your economic threads, but I discounted that a little because some people get a little excited when talking politics. But now....oh Lord. Dude, you need to stay as far away from a trading terminal as possible. You have no idea what you are doing.
 
Maverick74 said:
You know, I knew you were an idiot after reading your economic threads, but I discounted that a little because some people get a little excited when talking politics. But now....oh Lord. Dude, you need to stay as far away from a trading terminal as possible. You have no idea what you are doing.
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Hey the infamous FED SHILL the guy whose actual job is to troll the net shilling for fed.

AND ME BEING THE ONLY FUK ON THIS SITE. Who is aware of such a shilling government program,

I am the one you call an idiot.

ME, the guy who showed up on ET asking a question about options, only to have it figured out within the hour,

I am so glad you will be out of job in the next economic crash,

The FED is broke, and so are you, you just don't know it yet.
 
The FED cannot go broke because it has a monopoly to provide currency. But inflation can rise if it prints too much but up to now this is not a problem.
 
Sergio77 said:
The FED cannot go broke because it has a monopoly to provide currency. But inflation can rise if it prints too much but up to now this is not a problem.
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not even gonna waste my time :cool:

actually lets have fun

You are right, FED has proven since 1913 they can lead, and lead well, in fact FED is preparing a golden age for United States and the world. The luckiest people on Earth are little babies, being born now and will live to see the New Golden Age of Banking and Trading.

I would in fact, trust FED with raising my kids, they are the best, they are the smartest. The Jewel on Earth.

Glory to FED

Glory to God, I am in awe.

PS: I also am on hallucinogenic acid provided to me by Janet Yellen, she was here just yesterday, God bless her.
 
Ucan'tEatBonds said:
I am the one you call an idiot.

ME, the guy who showed up on ET asking a question about options, only to have it figured out within the hour,
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As opposed to researching and obtaining the answer before posting the question?

If it only took an hour, you displayed extreme laziness.

Your argument fails.
 
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