—Constitutionman—
Here is a wiretap from constitutionman’s home talking with his son about the NY_HOOD.
Son- dad, when i had a problem with a bully at school, why did you tell me to report him to my teacher? The NY HOOD told me to bring a pipe to school and whack the bully in the head and he was certain the bully would never bother me. I kind of like the NY HOOD’s approach.
Constitutionman- son, we dont believe in violence. You should tell on the bully.
Son- dad, how come when i asked you to teach me to throw a baseball and play football, you told me you didnt have time and you wanted me to concentrate on the arts? Then again, you throw a ball like a little girl and suck at sports. Thank god the NY HOOD taught me to play sports.
Constitutionman- i like painting and going to broadway shows. Football is too violent and should be banned.
Son- dad, do you think the NY HOOD takes steroids? He has such huge muscles. I want to lift weights with the NY HOOD and look like him. Dad, how come you look funny when you take your shirt off on the beach?
Constitutionman- i dont have time to work out. I would rather spend my time being a social justice warrior and protest for black lives matter..
Son- dad, the NY HOOD works hard and he finds the time to work out. Isnt black lives matter a complete fraud anyway??
Constitutionman- well son, i have white privilege and think we owe aftrican americans reparations.
Son- fuck that shit. The NY HOOD said we dont know anyone shit and he hates excuses.
Consititutionman-well, we need to make a change.
Son- what!! We may need change but not for that bs. We need a fuckin wall built!
dad, remember when you told me that story about when you amd your friends shoplifted in high school amd you got caught? The cops said if you didnt name your friends you would spend the night in jail and then you got so scared you wet your pants and ratted out your friends?
Well, the NY HOOD told me the fbi kicked down his door at 5 am and took him to federal lock up. The NY HOOD was looking at 10 years in prison and he refused to be a rat and rat out his friends. He got 4 years in prison after coppin a plea and did his time like a fuckin man! Unlike you dad...
Constitutionman- well son, we all handle stress in different ways. I told on my friends because it was the right thing.
Son- the NY HOOD said to never rat out your friends and called you a punk. I love how the NY HOOD handled himself like a man in prison. No one fucked with him. He got jumped within the first 2 weeks of his bid and he fucked up 2 guys with a homemade weapon he had tucked inside his jumpsuit. The NY HOOD has balls ! He even went to the hole for 30 days and never complained. He just did a bunch of push ups and sit ups and looked like a brick shit house. When he got out of the hole the italians asked the NY HOOD to hang with them. He was now part of their click. No one fucked with them.
Consitutionman- well son, prison is a scary place , you wouldnt want to go there. I would be scared to death.
Son- hey dad, how come when we go out to dinner, you always take us to those bullshit chain restaurants with shitty food? The NY HOOD goes to the best italian restaurants and NEVER has to wait in line no matter how crowded or booked the joint is. The NY HOOD has a lot of connections.
Constitutionman- well son, i like diversity and experiencing many cultures.
Son- fuck that. Italian food is the fuckin bomb. Hey dad, the NY HOOD looks like a bad ass with all his tattoo’s. As soon as im old enough im getting some ink and using the same artist the NY HOOD used.
Constitutionman- son, you dont want a tattoo, needles hurt.
Son- im not afraid of a fuckin needle. Im getting ink and im going to do a steroid cycle. The NY HOOD has a good steroid connection. I would rather be a bad ass than some pussy. By the way, im voting for Trump, he gets shit done unlike that shit head Obama. And Dad, you need to toughen up. You are a fuckin disgrace to the family.
Constitutionman- son, i like how you express yourself.
Son- thats what i mean bitch. What kind of man lets his son talk like that. The NY HOOD would of gave me a serious ass kicking if i ever talked to him like that. That man gets respect.
The NY HOOD is a good looking man and gets tons of chicks. You are lucky mom had a baby with you. The NY HOOD wont be tied down to just one broad. the NY HOOD kicks ass and takes names. He did his time like a man and knows how to stay strong. He knows whats up.
The NY HOOD would rather be feared than liked. Same with me dad.