
Quote from spindr0:
ROFL
And how is tht different from the poo here?
(scratching head)
Quote from R. Raskolnikov:
Oh, it's different. The poo here is just annoying. Talking about how great he is blah blah blah.
The pigeon poo story and the like are entertaining and self deprecating. No one wants to read about how great the OP thinks he is but would rather laugh at his ridiculousness.
At least that's how I feel about it![]()
Quote from Bernie Madoff:
1. equivocate whenever possible
2. use flowery adventurous hyperbole
3. intersperse seemingly random statistical tidbits
4. make it known that you are a member of Mensa, Triple Nine, etc. so as to defray criticism of a coherent message or eclectic writing style.
5. academic obscurantism. the older the better. referrence sholars no one has heard of in at least 50 years.
6. write at least half a chapter in Latin or French.
7. make referrence to old master art pieces in the Uffizi to explain visual trading cues versus common stock charts. indeed, criticize the use of charts.
8. pay off some poor PhD candidates with the surnames of famous traders, economists and financiers. pay them to blog, create a buzz and shoot down naysayers.
9. create a broader mystique. known only to a select few. layered in lavish materialism and prolific sexual conquest and adventures.

Quote from Bernie Madoff:
oh yeah, when you go on book tours you will want to work on the personal appearance. forgo the jellyrolls and that favorite cardigan with gravy stains. hire a personal trainer. wear garish pre modern clothes. purple breeches, a tunic and Finnish clogs for instance. even better, a 18th century Prussian general uniform. an unusual bit of facial grooming is also in order. perhaps an obscure short mustache that begins above the nostrils and makes one wonder how it is possible.

Quote from Old&Tired:
As some of you noticed I am bored and even demanded on ET few times that people worship me as their god.
So, I am writing a book about day trading and how random nature of the market produces order
Here is my rather interesting dilemma
How do I fill a book without giving out my working methods and few custom made indicators
I want to write an exceptional book but I don't want to give anything away![]()