Saddam - Bush Debate
Reality TV the way it ought to be
Moderator - Michael Jackson
Panel of distinguished judges :
Dick Cheney
The Bachelor
The French Olympic ice skating judge
Kenneth Lay
Bin Laden's mom
A swarthy bohunk of indeterminate origin
Sean Penn and his dog
Referee:
Judge Mills Lane
Concept by:
Wolfowitz, Perle, Rumsfeld and Sharon, L.L.C.
Sponsors:
General Dynamics, Teledyne, Raytheon, Martin Marietta, Martin Lawrence, Lawrence Livermore, GE, CIA, Home Depot, Crazy Karl's Carpet Bomb Outlet
First Question: "If Kitty Dukakis was murdered with a weapon of mass destruction would anyone notice?"
Free James Brown!,
C Nelson
Reality TV the way it ought to be
Moderator - Michael Jackson
Panel of distinguished judges :
Dick Cheney
The Bachelor
The French Olympic ice skating judge
Kenneth Lay
Bin Laden's mom
A swarthy bohunk of indeterminate origin
Sean Penn and his dog
Referee:
Judge Mills Lane
Concept by:
Wolfowitz, Perle, Rumsfeld and Sharon, L.L.C.
Sponsors:
General Dynamics, Teledyne, Raytheon, Martin Marietta, Martin Lawrence, Lawrence Livermore, GE, CIA, Home Depot, Crazy Karl's Carpet Bomb Outlet
First Question: "If Kitty Dukakis was murdered with a weapon of mass destruction would anyone notice?"
Free James Brown!,
C Nelson