So they have the same problem as West Virginia, eh?
You are developing a real knack for being offensive. You clearly find the South intolerable. Why not take your family and move back to the paradise you left in NJ? I realize Cary is as close to Jersey as you can get outside the Garden State, but if you venture out into Wake County, you might encounter some real North Carolinians and I know that would be disconcerting for you.