Quote from pspr:
Funny. And when it comes to men what we want is small. Small and tight. There are some 'grand canyons' walking around that we could do without. 
To be fair, I've never in my life had a "bad" vagina experience. I had my final (they said) divorce hearing yesterday, which is why I'm stuck in a fucking airport now. Lol
My soon to be ex is smoking hot, had two kids I RAISED, etc., Oh yes, she had her new boyfriend there in the waiting area. My Attorney said, "don't get worked up. A woman can shove a microwave oven in that thing, and it's fine later."
I guess he made sense with that one. Before I left the court house I told him, "if they made tires out of that 'stuff,' we could take 30mph curves at 170mph."
I also informed him he'd be broke if they didn't "have those down there."
Last, nitro's one strange cat. A politics and religion section of a trading board, and dick measuring?
Seriously?
