How to tip like a 1 percenter

Quote from tenthousandmen:

Valets are the worst, esp at a decent apartment you live in or hotel you're staying at for a few weeks. $20 every time you get the car? Really? I pay less for insurance!



Yyou hit the nail on the head!.
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I hate valet parking. They could damage your car.

On top of that, you gotta tip them.

This is stupid.

I avoid places with valet parking.
 
Quote from turkeyneck:

An arrogant banker has done all in his power to enforce his position as the ‘one per cent,’ all the while reminding everyone else they’re not.

After dining on a meal at a boutique Newport Beach, California restaurant, the banker left only $1.33 on a $133.54 tab.

Adding insult to injury, he gave the server, Breanna, another tip: ‘Get a real job.’

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Never understood tipping. Why isn't the cost of fetching food included in the price of the food.

I think it's a way for the establishment to rip off clients.

I do notice that bankers are evil.

They are cheap. Always think in terms of maximizing money. Cheat, lie, steal. They have no conscience and worship. They make traders look like angels.

If you see a banker hanging off the cliff and screaming for help, I wouldn't fall for the trick and help him/her. Why? B/c after you rescue him/her, he/she will stick a knife in your back and take your money.

For your sake walk/run away. Don't get involved. Don't even call 911. That banker might come after you if he/she survives.

If you think I am being harsh, then don't heed my advice based on my personal experiences and prepared to get royally fucked.
 
Quote from Mayhem:

Sounds like a good management tool... encourage one bitchy employee to complain repeatedly and publicly, then take away the bonus plan because it creates too much conflict and contention:

"Sorry folks, there have been allegations that the bonus plan is discriminatory. We take claims of discrimination very seriously at Funco Industries. So, while we investigate this matter, and hire consultants to review our whole compensation structure, the bonus plan is suspended until further notice. Of course, your 401-k plan and health benefits are unaffected. If you have any questions or concerns, please see your manager."
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Dara was Doris actually. It's been 25 years. Doris was not loved by everyone.

Doris was raised to believe that she was special and had special needs which is true. One day Doris was walking down some stairs, slipped and sprained her ankle. Doris was a little more than hefty. The entire team could not lift and carry her out to the parking lot for a ride to the doctor. Someone from the warehouse drove a forklift out to the office and we rolled her over onto a pallet and the forklift driver took her out to the parking lot. I did not witness what happened after that.


We got our bonus back a few weeks later after Doris shut her...mouth. She never complained to management again...about bonus. Doris remained an adolescent well into retirement.
 
Quote from SteveNYC:

Never understood tipping. Why isn't the cost of fetching food included in the price of the food.

I think it's a way for the establishment to rip off clients.

I do notice that bankers are evil.

They are cheap. Always think in terms of maximizing money. Cheat, lie, steal. They have no conscience and worship. They make traders look like angels.

If you see a banker hanging off the cliff and screaming for help, I wouldn't fall for the trick and help him/her. Why? B/c after you rescue him/her, he/she will stick a knife in your back and take your money.

For your sake walk/run away. Don't get involved. Don't even call 911. That banker might come after you if he/she survives.

If you think I am being harsh, then don't heed my advice based on my personal experiences and prepared to get royally fucked.
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please tell us about some of your experiences.
 
Quote from zdreg:

please tell us about some of your experiences.
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LOL.


To make long experiences short, I'll just say that they say things and do things to let your guard down, so that you do what they want you to do in order to ultimately take your money.

The good ones are well educated, so unless you are well educated, you will most likely get fooled.

I was just not cynical enough.

All the things bankers say is to gain your trust so that you open your wallet. They have almost 0 interest in how you benefit. It's just worshiping of money.
 
"They have almost 0 interest in how you benefit."

and not to leave out the fact that banks, for all purposes. are paying zero or negative interest.
 
Quote from SteveNYC:

I do notice that bankers are evil.

They are cheap. Always think in terms of maximizing money. Cheat, lie, steal. They have no conscience and worship. They make traders look like angels.

If you see a banker hanging off the cliff and screaming for help, I wouldn't fall for the trick and help him/her. Why? B/c after you rescue him/her, he/she will stick a knife in your back and take your money.

For your sake walk/run away. Don't get involved. Don't even call 911. That banker might come after you if he/she survives.

If you think I am being harsh, then don't heed my advice based on my personal experiences and prepared to get royally fucked.
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They will also drink the blood of your children given the opportunity.

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Quote from SteveNYC:
All the things bankers say is to gain your trust so that you open your wallet. They have almost 0 interest in how you benefit.
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How is it different from most other occupations? Do you think a plumber that comes over to fix a leaking sink has your benefit in mind or he's motivated by the fact that he's gonna charge you for his time and charge X-times margin for every part that he'd bring over?
 
am I the only one that smells bullshit with this story? It sounds like an unemployed and bitter liberal somewhere is just trying to stir the pot, and what better way than to concoct some wild story about a stingy banker?

can anyone tell if the the censored parts of the pic were done by photoshop or were blacked out on the receipt itself?
 
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