I am blessed with excellent pattern recognition skills. In reading a recent conversation between Xspurt and Pigsky in the âSimplicity in TAâ thread, a pattern suddenly jumped out at me, a pattern thatâs taken some time to unfold, yet it appears quite solid and has led me to hypothesize how you can tell when youâve truly made it as a trader:
When an ET member insinuates that youâre a truck driver.
I know, I know, I know what youâre thinking⦠youâre thinking âThatâs not f*ckinâ pattern recognition! That wacky Australian truck driver, NoDoji (a.k.a Anekdoten), is suffering the ET equivalent of seeing the virgin Mary in a tortilla!â
I respectfully ask that you cast aside your prejudice for just a few moments while I present my caseâ¦
I) Recently, an ET member notices a consistently profitable futures trader posting regularly in the P/L thread and the following conversation transpires:
Now, notice below how ET members have insinuated that a full 60% of these positively influential traders are truck drivers:
Jack Hershey isnât among the alleged truck drivers; however, Jack Hershey had a major influence on my trading, so that places him a mere one degree of separation from me.
But wait! Thereâs more! Several respected ET members have highly recommended Acrary as a superior source of trading knowledge. And sure enoughâ¦
As you can see, we have ample enough evidence backing my hypothesis to get positive peer reviews in any well-respected trading journal, but there is yet further evidence presented recently from our dear Pigsky who posts:
I consider Bighog my mentor, and I know heâs a good trader because I spent over 500 hours on the phone with him trading over a 7-month period.
So, with that I rest my case, and I sincerely hope that all aspiring traders reading and posting on ET have the fortitude to put in the hard work necessary to reach a level of trading prowess that compels at least one of your fellow members here to insinuate youâre a truck driver.
Xspurt, Iâll miss all your excellent technical price action analysis, and would like to offer you what Iâve come to believe is the greatest compliment one ET member can give another:
I heard youâre freakinâ truck driver!
P.S. Bighog is not fat
When an ET member insinuates that youâre a truck driver.
I know, I know, I know what youâre thinking⦠youâre thinking âThatâs not f*ckinâ pattern recognition! That wacky Australian truck driver, NoDoji (a.k.a Anekdoten), is suffering the ET equivalent of seeing the virgin Mary in a tortilla!â
I respectfully ask that you cast aside your prejudice for just a few moments while I present my caseâ¦
I) Recently, an ET member notices a consistently profitable futures trader posting regularly in the P/L thread and the following conversation transpires:
Quote from Jestersofmalice:
Dolphin: Do you use TA or something else? Very consistent results. Keep it up.
Quote from dolphins10:
Mainly price action coupled with experience - my trading has been influenced by many on ET, namely Jack Hershey, Spydertrader, Goinglite, Nodoji, Anek, it takes years to reach this level, BUT it can be achieved!
Now, notice below how ET members have insinuated that a full 60% of these positively influential traders are truck drivers:
Quote from YourMaster:
I'm sure you already do.. isn't Spyder a truck driver..
Quote from coolweb:
Are you Anektoden in disguise? Cause I remmeber him creating quite an elaborate scheme to reel in idiots from truck driver to $100k ES days *after the fact blotters* just like you.
Quote from coolweb:
NoDoji, Don't forget your persona, you are a female, not an australian truck driver idiot.
Jack Hershey isnât among the alleged truck drivers; however, Jack Hershey had a major influence on my trading, so that places him a mere one degree of separation from me.
But wait! Thereâs more! Several respected ET members have highly recommended Acrary as a superior source of trading knowledge. And sure enoughâ¦
Quote from jOllie:
Wasn't acrary outed for being a fraud? Isn't he really a truck driver who liked to make up storieson the Internet and all the sheeple followed him before the truth came out?
As you can see, we have ample enough evidence backing my hypothesis to get positive peer reviews in any well-respected trading journal, but there is yet further evidence presented recently from our dear Pigsky who posts:
Quote from Pigsky:
So is bighog a good trader? Now I read on here that he ruins chatroom posting crap and is a fat truck driver.
I consider Bighog my mentor, and I know heâs a good trader because I spent over 500 hours on the phone with him trading over a 7-month period.
So, with that I rest my case, and I sincerely hope that all aspiring traders reading and posting on ET have the fortitude to put in the hard work necessary to reach a level of trading prowess that compels at least one of your fellow members here to insinuate youâre a truck driver.
Quote from Xspurt:
As a reward, recently I have been sworn at, called a liar, an enemy, bullshit trader, mocked, and those are by far the nicer things that have been said.
Xspurt, Iâll miss all your excellent technical price action analysis, and would like to offer you what Iâve come to believe is the greatest compliment one ET member can give another:
I heard youâre freakinâ truck driver!
P.S. Bighog is not fat

