Quote from arealpissedgoy:
The problem with IB is they hire the low-wage illegal mexican construction workers and "re-train" them in IT
The same shoddy workmanship now translates into shoddy customer service.
The fact that they hire rhesus monkeys from the local zoo to "re-train" as their lead IT managers does not help either.
Add in the fact that the programmers are kept too busy putting pretty colors on the useless charts ( no one uses to begin with ) rather than debugging all the Java based garbage the above mentioned monkey-managers throw into every iteration.
Each monkey-manager is in a race to complete 1 million TWS revisions before the end of each year. I think their banana bonus is tied to the number of iterations they can kick out the door.
I assume you are filled with bitterness, because you didn't receive your banana bonus this year? Or did they fire you from the re-train program?