How to dollar-cost average this bear market - surefire can't lose approach

[niceneasy]

just buy some stocks paying a juicy 2% dividend. that will keep you warm when inflation is at 30%.

 

[stevegee58]

Quote from IronFist:

i posted this same strategy weeks ago except mine involved hookers and blow.

I read somewhere that the market rate for prostitution in Nevada has slumped to the point that they're offering up virgins for the old going rate (and I do mean OLD).

 

[GTS]

Quote from Cutten:

How to dollar-cost average this bear market - surefire can't lose approach

10% at S&P 850
10% at 750
10% at 650
10% at 550
10% at 450
10% at 350
10% at 250
10% at 150
10% at 50
10% at 10

Obviously the downside of this is that if 660 is the bottom you are only 20% invested in what could turn out to be one of the best investment opportunities for decades.

 

[gbos]

Quote from Cutten:

10% at S&P 850
10% at 750
10% at 650
10% at 550
10% at 450
10% at 350
10% at 250
10% at 150
10% at 50
10% at 10

Ok, I admit the slight flaw is if we hit 1 then you're kinda fucked.

Using time to average down is a better system. Break your buying points into time intervals.