How to Deal with Cops

If Johnny Law asks you to take your hands from your pockets, you may refuse, but there may also be ramifications for doing so.

Remember that placing your hands in a concealed manner may indicate you are packing a weapon.

It's usually best to show your hands if asked.

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If Johnny Law asks you to take your hands from your pockets, you may refuse, but there may also be ramifications for doing so.

Remember that placing your hands in a concealed manner may indicate you are packing a weapon.

It's usually best to show your hands if asked.
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I've come to the inescapable conclusion. That if directed to do so by a cop. You'd gladly drop your pants, bend over, grab your ankles and take your ass pounding like a good little sheep.

And then no doubt post the incident here on ET just to show how to be compliant.
 
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I've come to the inescapable conclusion. That if directed to do so by a cop. You'd gladly drop your pants, bend over, grab your ankles and take your ass pounding like a good little sheep.

And then no doubt post the incident here on ET just to show how to be compliant.
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Not me, but I respect your honesty and compliance.
 
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how do you identify an undercover cop?

I think its usually a white male between the ages of 22 and 40, and blue collar, clean-guy.
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That kind of radical racial profiling can get you shut up in a chill box for a raw deal on the dank. Then where lil' sho'ty be at? Watch yo back cuz...

 
When cited for a traffic violation, always sign the ticket so you may be on your way.

Signing the ticket violation is not admission of guilt in any way- it simply is a release which allows you to resolve your matter in court at a later specified date.

By refusing to sign the ticket, you may likely be taken into custody.

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Do not assault police officers and get tazed as I did when I was arrested for breaking and entering, public intoxication, and assaulting police officers.

I was lucky to have sustained only some minor bruises and abrasions.




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...By refusing to sign the ticket, you may likely be taken into custody.
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...and beaten to a pulp during the arrest, Gestapo style.
 
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...and beaten to a pulp during the arrest, Gestapo style.
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He didn't look in that bad of shape to me.


IF you decide to resist arrest, you are likely going to incur some damage.





Not complying with police when they are making reasonable and lawful requests is gonna get you jacked up, Loose bum.


You may not realize it now, but you can learn.

Next time you get a ticket, tell the cop your not signing anything. Then tell him you're not going to jail either. Then, report back here what happened.
 
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He didn't look in that bad of shape to me.
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Your denial is rather spectacular.

Care to share the why behind your blind devotion of all things law enforcement?


Oh, did you ever figure out who farted?
 
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