How to buy the dip

How can I buy the dip with a small account ?
With a small account? Carefully, like so:

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Not like so:

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First you take your hand, lift it up and move it over the mouse and lay your hand down so it's sitting on the mouse. Next you move your eyes up to the computer screen so your face and head are facing the computer screen. Next you move the mouse to the "Buy" button on the screen. Then you take your little pointy finger and put some pressure on the button of the mouse, this pressure will cause the button on the mouse to be pushed. When this happens, you will have a buy order.

When this happens you may stand up and lift one leg and set it down, then lift the other leg and set it down. And keep doing this until you have moved away from the computer...

This may be a programmer talking.
 
First you take your hand, lift it up and move it over the mouse and lay your hand down...
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When this happens you may stand up and lift one leg and set it down, then lift the other leg and set it down. And keep doing this until you have moved away from the computer...

Great thread, everyone. Nothing to add but chuckles. Thanks. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
You carefully monitor news feeds 24/7 for the first report of a coronavirus vaccine. Then you buy anything and take a ride on history's biggest short covering rally.
That’s a year from today
Monitor GILD phase 3 clinical trial report on Remdesivir. Coming out in a few weeks.
 
The Publix here is jammed packed with people as if a hurricane was about to hit. No water , sanitizer, paper towels, wtf crazy.
 
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